"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr
First one back in Los Angeles. Thanks, Nicole! #dolorosatattoo (at The Dolorosa Tattoo Co.)
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
FRIENDLY REMINDER: ur tummy is cute as HECK and u should eliminate anyone that tells u otherwise
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.