KourtniBruh

Stop being lame.

ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

"you can choose your own groups for this project"

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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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sir-hathaway:

handsomejack:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(breaks into your house) drink bleach bitch
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guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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So I got an idea

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

swingmeaway:

Oh hi. I’m just a girl that wants someone to cuddle with. Cuddle buddies are wanted. c:

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most



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