dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?
Oh hi. I’m just a girl that wants someone to cuddle with. Cuddle buddies are wanted. c:
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most