Just Believe. I'm Kourtni. I'm eighteen. My daughter saved my life.
Bye.
Also If you don't like porn, you're in the wrong place.

egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

alexstrangler:

First one back in Los Angeles. Thanks, Nicole! #dolorosatattoo (at The Dolorosa Tattoo Co.)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

FRIENDLY REMINDER: ur tummy is cute as HECK and u should eliminate anyone that tells u otherwise

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.



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